Tuesday, March 16, 2010

A Prayer for the Stressed ---Jan. 26,2009

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also , help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
 Help me to always gove 100 % at work......
12% on Monday
23% on Tiesday..
40% on Wednesday
20%  on Thursday
and 5% in Fridays
and help me to remember ......
When I am having a really bad day and it seems
that ppl are trying to piss me off , that
it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me

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